it's ok mason, i hate nintendo too
read mason's post about nintendo here
i walked past the game shelf at a retail store and guess what? they were selling SWITCH 2 VERSIONS of Switch games. pretty sure they were full price too.
only at nintendo could you push absolute effortless product and slop and be greeted with 4 million sales in 3 days. switch 2 more like switch poo.
why do i need to pay nintendo to play with other users on the Internet? you know, Internet that I already paid for to a telco service to have broadband installed!
why do i need to pay you for a bad emulation of your legacy games when i can play them on a better emulation service that's FREE? why are you so jilted about people playing old NES, SNES and N64 games that you won't re-release in its ORIGINAL STATE in an AFFORDABLE PRICE for free that you would SUE THOSE SERVICES INTO OBLIVION?
why do you charge eighty dollars for the same game repackaged with "DLC"? why didn't you do something new and interesting instead of releasing the same console but "beefed up" and with new shitty features that undercut what made the original Switch so successful in the first place?
those are all rhetorical questions - i think deep inside everyone knows nintendo does all this BS because one, they get money, and two, because they can and will get away with it.
which begs the ultimate question: why are we all still patrons of nintendo's products?
(inb4 i spoof the 'me when i hear someone is still using x.com' - "me when i hear someone still buys nintendo, sony AND xbox: i'm still a customer of Adolf Hitler's Game Company" - sorry to whoever wrote that one, i know you had a serious point but that post is so meme-able)
-written by a chunk of coal
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